The Incredible Bacon Machines

Haha @Dh-Kim that is hilarious! Pastry attack squadron!

It would be great if in future we could have a simple red magnet item just like in ABSW2 levels. Then we can toggle the magnet on and off to move things.

I didn’t know cakes are magnetic!?

I am probably thinking we should put the grappling hook perpetual motion engine glitch here as well, as this is not likely to receive a fix if it’s a inherent problem with this game engine.

However there comes a point where it is ‘pointless’ to experiment with further glitches because the whole idea of ‘engineering’ is to make things out of the things that are not glitched and adhere to logical physical laws (at least on the common-sense perspective).

The last thing we want is another game-breaking glitch being documented as a strategy making fair competition for the average player impossible.

Yes it’s probably “cool” to break the game on purpose.

But no, a year of glitching does less for our hosts ABN and Rovio than a few good space related ideas and fanart, judging from the official feedback received by us thus far

No biggie, I do play around with your discoveries from time to time :) I’ll credit if I ever make use of it but for this one there is unlikely to be a practical purpose.

Today’s awesome machine is actually just a stack of V8 engines connected to a propeller with some wheels stuck on the bottom.

Incredibly, the driver, Mr. Mehta manages to get home safely with the vehicle despite crashing up down left and right.

Well okay, he got made into sliced ham along the way, but still… pigs are indestructible here in the Field of Dreams :)

This weekend we present a compilation of utter and Epig Failure of the 3-day long Ceiling Exploration Rover project! 3 days of Epig Fails and not even a single succcess… can you say, Ambitious but Rubbish?

In that case the Dev Team needs to give us moar eggs :) I did pick up an egg in the video… because we are limited to one egg.

In a somewhat stinky turn of events, Dr. Daryl’s toilet contraption got a Friday Fave earlier this week!

https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid=579265025487121&set=a.356281601118799.83479.348134738600152&type=1&theater

Now it seems sanitation in King Pig office is getting worse and worse, and this toilet seems to be clogged beyond economic repair. King Pig insists it’s not his fault!

https://twitter.com/Pigineering/status/412173987221753858/photo/1

Yes it’s just a pigture, I didn’t think anyone wanted to see something as gross as pigs plumbing a toilet of all things. These funny things are just posted for well, fun and are not intended to please anyone but the maker.

Oh and sending these off to Official Pigs is hilarious. Imagine the reaction of the person reviewing…

I do have an old video of such a thing in action, depicting a typical “epig fail” scenario in King Pig’s Office. No wonder many religious texts say pigs “live in their own filth” and banned for consumption (Yeah, save the pigs, eat KFC :) )

Arguably, Toilet Simulator 2013 was more fun than a whole lot of other realistic simulation games I’ve played. I mean, which would you rather be, a serious bus driver printing tickets and giving out small change virtual passengers (yes, in a game!), or the person laughing at hapless piggies? :)

Yeah I get that a lot of mature moustache and mom pigs don’t like the toilet humor but if Official Pigs officially give the King Pig stamp of approval, who am I to complain LOL!

Also it ain’t our fault… Rovio gave us Toilet Plunger Wheels as a parody of Victorian era locomotion concepts (namely, the Pedrail locomotive). http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pedrail_wheel

The wiki states “early 20th century” but the concept of a ‘walking’ vehicle dates from Victorian times… as no one knew if wheeled vehicles could climb up hills using their own traction, of all the reasons!