Community Chat – A Place for Weary Flingers

[Desperate Dan]

Hang on, Michigan you say. You might be one of the very very rare people in the US whose vote might make a difference. ‘Nuff said on the subject,

[HunnyBunny]

BunnyBunny reporting in

I’m now a Taylor Swift, as well as Catsbirds fan. Well said!

Achieved two goals today: got up the stairs, unaided, and got proper shoes on, well, trainers, as opposed to flip flops

Have had a couple of trips to the pub, for a small glass of wine.

As the Physio said, “You need a goal, mine would be a pint”

[catsnbirds]

Hey Dan, I don’t think we quite reach the exact opposite status. A non-pet person would be closer…

BunnyBunny, I think your Physio is giving very helpful advice. And congratulations on making it up stairs unaided. Rehab is not fun.

[Brian N]

We seem to be moving along at a snail’s pace or maybe a bunnybunmybunny’s pace.Seeing as the op hasn’t given you a soh bypass this is for you.x

 

[Brian N]

Now that’s what I call cricket!

[Brian N]

Visiting my old mum who now lives with my sister in Annfield Plain so we have WiFi !I shall be engaging in drivelly chitchat with you all so consider yourselves blessed.

[Brian N]

Noticed on driving through the (small) town how many huge fat women abounded.Went for fish n chimps for us tea and understood why.Humungous portions,Moby Dick with a side order of half of McCains total output.Bloated pig.

[Brian N]

My mum has finally decided to go for a new hip op(I think she wants Roots Manuva to do it)She’s been putting it off for years but is really struggling to move around now.Old age is such a b’stard.

[Brian N]

Hey Bunny when was the last time you had a ‘small’ glass of wine?When you were 10?

[Brian N]

So Dan has America finally discovered how insane Donald Rump is?Are his best days Behind him?Does he know his Arse from his elbow?Is this a Bum steer?Has he hit the Bottom?

The ghost of Paul Octopus says “Don’t rule that slippery Arsehole out just yet.”

[Brian N]

Just wondering about the width of Livingstone’s bat.

[Brian N]

Talking to myself again…it’s just like the old place.

[Brian N]

Right you’ve asked for it.

[Brian N]

Beautiful melodies, great lyrics including the line ‘tarred and feathered genii’What more could you want in a pop song?

[catsnbirds]

And I don’t wanta wanta listen to that pop song again.

But great work on the rump – behind – arse – bum – bottom compilation.

[HunnyBunny]

TV tonight: cricket, Strictly and Last night of the Proms!

Ian is obviously bored, but keeping us entertained

[HunnyBunny]

Interested to try “Fish and Chimps”

[Brian N]

It’s a local delicacy.

Come on Ian wake up and entertain us!

You guys like a bit of UC…

[Brian N]

Me bored?Not at all ,watching repeats of Fools and Horses at 200 decibels is what I was born for.

And you can get mushy bees to go with yer fish n chimps.

[Brian N]

Oh Blimey my mum has just decided to steep her feet in full view.There’s nothing quite like it in all fauna.Imagine a Hobbit’s foot after being attacked with a meat tenderiser.Can’t be unseen.

[Brian N]

Since it’s just me for a change I think I’ll indulge myself on the JB.Relax all no Fall or EE.

[Brian N]

There’s no element of surprise with videos now is there?We all feeling homesick?

[Brian N]

If you thought that was old school…

[Brian N]

Man I can’t shake off the sight of mum’s bunions.Isn’t it onions that are supposed to be layered?Shall have nightmares…

[Brian N]

Community Chat is a bit of a misnomer we should call it Brian’s Monologue.Or ‘We ain’t no chatty buggers’