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toyota truck ad wont exit, have to abort out. rovio just laid off 260 more people, hmmmm

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Cheater in Platinum, soundwave4000, level 46, at 107,815 with 20 minutes left in day 3. He was zero yesterday. Come on, already.

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The issue is now resolved. This thread should now be closed.

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Against my better judgement I started Arena again. I into the 4th week. I’ve reverted to my old brute force strategy with Samurai, Seadog and Spies. The AI wastes its attack on spies while I destroy the banner.

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I’m happy for you KerrAvon. Even after this morning’s ‘update’, neither GPM works as advertised. It did tweak the nest GPM bar with a free spin this morning, but no flying icon

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Let me clarify my issue. In the ‘nest’ is the ‘mailbox’. In the ‘mailbox’ are messages. I have a message and I quote: “Piggy McCool made a free roll on your Golden Pig Machine. Your rainbow bar is filled up! Nice!” I click on the message, close the Mailbox and open my Golden Pig Machine. There is no sign of any filling of the Rainbow Bar.

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Yes. When you put in an LC coin or make a free spin or piggy mccool spins your gpm, the rainbow bar fills up. I never minutely examined whatever was flying around and now I can’t describe it because it isn’t happening.

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@daniel-normington-12 Thanks for the “birds attacking your banner” advice. Got mostly weak a$$ opponents in silver, so I didn’t waste time. Got a stronger opponent so since I have an android device, I went to settings/apps/epic, cleared the cache & did ‘force stop’. This is an incredibly useful thread. Thanks a bunch

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I’m done

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Dump the dupes for friendship essence.

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I was going to post some snark, but thought better of it. It’s my own fault for being stubborn & cheap not buying the extra hats. Still, twoo bad hats in three days makes it challenging for skinflints like me. hohohoho

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A good week in Gold league, no bad hat objectives. Moved to Platinum, a mixed blessing. Used new stuff from roll, promptly lost 1st battle. Soldiered on through attainable objecdtives, stalled on Seadog, which I did not & will not purchase. The thirteen ahead of me in the league all must have deep pockets. I’m back to my wood & silver rig. The fact that the AI is so predictable makes battles simple. AI always seems to attack my weakest bird first and continually ignore my banner.

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@killerkea Thanks guy. My default strategy is to attack the flag almost exclusively. I will take your advice in future. I love you man. Now wondring about time zones. Oh Beaujack, shut up and play.
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I enjoy meeting my daily objectives, particularly if that involves some thinking. For example, no rage, no healing, use a hat I actually have, knock so-and-so x times. Then grind ’til I’m dead.

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On a roll this morning, 5 battles, 3 objectives, just grinding for points when lo & behold, locked up again. Which banner bestows that ability.

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Locked up again. The sure-fire way to cause me to lose a battle. I wonder why my posts are disappearing. No fowl (haha) language

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Thanks guys, I will no longer eat my liver over this. Just got promoted tp siver, thtree battles, enemy begins, three losses. Painters coming tomorrow, so I will disconnect internet for a day and forget abt arena. I love you man (men)

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I’m waiting for the free rolls on my friends GPMs, which legend has it, will not empty my rainbow bar

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You get no bread with one meatball and you get no mastery points in the arena.

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My rainbow was filled on Jan 14 & I haven’t gotten any free rolls on my friend’s GPM’s. I’m not doing the free watch a video spin because I don’t want it emptied. Does Rovio think I haven’t spent enough money? I think I’ve spent too much.

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@AMslimfordy again your are correct. I offer my apologies once again

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{..mod..}

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My Red Paladin is 10 and I can buy him again for 60LC Bizarre. I think I’ll pass

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BFD. Blues collateral damage with Prince Porky, Boss Rogue & #$%&ing Ninjas still not fixed. We get two new caves to spend money on. Phooey, I watch ESPN & do autoplay to buy pies & brute force it. Very boring. Double Phooey & you can quote me.

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@nourix at least you got a reply. The corporate swine have yet to answer my email. Essentially, Blues collateral is ineffective on any swine with an uppper limit on damage. That’s your and my infamous ninjas, Prince Porky, and Rogue Boss. Rovio should document it and call it a feature, that’s the IT way. (for another $250,000, you get one that works).

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At the time I wrote that post, Caves 8,9,10 & 11, Events and nameless dummies on my leaderboard did not exist. “Hole in my life” means I was at loose ends without new Epic stuff.