• Mumsie comes in, laden with 20 dusters, and looks around – my word @kelani has kept it all beautifully clean and tidy – and the texts from the BP Blues reported absolutely no problems so thank you very much @kelani – put tonights drinks in the Bloated Pig on my tab! (I won’t be in tonight – 4 of the gkids are due to arrive at any minute then I’m…[Read more]

  • Congrats to today’s lucky winners!
    @hoy49 with Underdog (#6!) Congrats! :)
    @Snoid with Master Slinger. Congrats! :)
    @roviofan (Terence) with Champion. Congrats! :)

    Someone used Stella’s magic hammer on the box of Kel CDs, so your prize today is a King Pig®™ doggy chew toy (now with bacon flavor!). No puppy? Just plug up the squeaky valve, and yo…[Read more]

    • Thank you for the kind words. And while I don’t have a dog, I do have stress! Just look at my avatar. Actually, I was just trying to think of the angriest being that I’d ever seen, and I tracked down Mr. Snoid from my memories of the late-60s. Yes, I do remember some of that time.