The Bloated Pig - A Place for Weary Flingers Page 3195
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  • Desperate DanDesperate Dan
    Oh, and welcome to the runt club, @brianN. There is a 24 hour deadline and you get a super-runt if you nab the trophy as well.
  • Desperate DanDesperate Dan
    Ooh er, missus, I've just spotted that I have reached 19990 Nest points...
  • Desperate DanDesperate Dan
    And finally, Wordle run is at 578, with a slight wobble on JOLLY a few days ago. Had a 3 way choice between that and POLLY and GOLLY on turn 6 a few days ago although I am 99% certain the latter two words are not on the Wordle list.
  • Brian NBrian N
    Yes 'That's all She Wrote '.

    Not my first runt rodeo @dedpiratedan(bloomin autocorrect) though obviously not in the same league as you.Like Saul at the feet of Gamaliel I bow before you.
  • Brian NBrian N
    Think I might lay low for a while as I reckon @hunnybummy(darned autocorrect) has massive hands.
  • Desperate DanDesperate Dan
    Boris. What a plonker! Turns up to vote with no ID. Wonder who introduced that rule.
  • Brian NBrian N
    Think he might have voted for Reform UK ?
  • Brian NBrian N
    I see Richard Hawley has written a musical about a Sheffield housing estate.Now I like a bit of Hawley but that's a stretch.Anyway here's something made earlier.

    https://youtu.be/9a8qLm5D_lU?si=gVMk-zhQxsVcu_LO
  • ixan57ixan57
    Dan Dan the sling god man.
    Congratulations
  • Brian NBrian N
    Yes well done mate,all those rubbish comments finally paid off
  • Brian NBrian N
    Speaking of rubbish comments nice to hear from you @ixan57.Feel free to lob an insult my way.
  • ixan57ixan57
    @BrianN I will leave that to @Hunnybunny
  • Desperate DanDesperate Dan
    Ambrosia, that's the food of the gods, isn't it? Good job I like custard and rice pudding. Put your BP drinks on my tab and party!
  • Brian NBrian N
    Are you on drugs?
  • Brian NBrian N
    I'll have the tapioca please.Seriously well done.
  • Brian NBrian N
    I see there's a local council in N.Yorkshire that wants to phase out apostrophes on street signs.What's the world coming to @desperatedan ?
  • HunnybunnyHunnybunny
    I’m home!
    And my hands are small, quick and sharp
  • Desperate DanDesperate Dan
    @ brianN can go first. He has been the most naughty.
  • HunnybunnyHunnybunny
    BP Juke Box, two from me, to make up for my two previous shite ones

    The first I play all the time: it’s Bruce (playing in Cardiff tonight, sadly without me in the audience) and me, obviously, as the tart in the sports car

    https://youtu.be/lrpXArn3hII?si=PAJwCptXn9yEzQ61

    And second

    https://youtu.be/NdYWuo9OFAw?si=Qd1iQCmLc6B3eJvO

    Which is just fab…


  • Brian NBrian N
    I'll take the sting out of it @desperatedan as a regular in the head master's office getting a caning and 30 years up and down a ladder I think my gluteous max can handle the bunny's small hands.
  • Desperate DanDesperate Dan
    Good stuff @hunnybunny.

    This is fab too. Had this blasting out in the car today in the sunshine.

    https://youtu.be/OJ8TYNpJdLg?si=LDd2AZ4Wi8HmMqbX
  • HunnybunnyHunnybunny
    Brian, are you suggesting you have a big arse?
  • HunnybunnyHunnybunny
    Or are one?

    Sorry…
    Couldn’t resist
  • HunnybunnyHunnybunny
    Anyone got the 1% question last night?
    I was five seconds too late (but had already been eliminated)
  • Brian NBrian N
    Both.Never been a been a massive fan of the Boss but loved the tart in the sportscar.Also Goo Goo Dolls and Supergrass.
  • Brian NBrian N
    They were more punk thanBritpop in my opinion.

    https://youtu.be/UnXrrOxzZCE?si=kU1uoHsp5-9fvU7b
  • HunnybunnyHunnybunny
    Good song

    Watching the Snooker, obviously supporting Jak Jones, not only is he Welsh, but nearly my christened name (being posh - absolutely not - mine was double barreled)

    Todays quiz question: what is mine and Bob Marley’s middle name?

    God only knows why Bob had a traditional Welsh name
  • Brian NBrian N
    Hagrid ?
  • Desperate DanDesperate Dan
    Bend over...
  • Desperate DanDesperate Dan
    Actually, Supergrass were extremely diverse. But I'm a bit worried about Richard III seeing as technically I come from a Cockney lineage. Great song though, it was my other possible choice.
  • Desperate DanDesperate Dan
    I saw the 1% answer instantly @hunnybunny, and I was still in, having used my pass at 5%. But that's no reflection on the last few weeks when I have been carp.
  • Desperate DanDesperate Dan
    Come on Jak!
  • Brian NBrian N
    Yes they were Alright.Spirit of Syd Barrett.
  • HunnybunnyHunnybunny
    Mine and Bob Marley’s middle name is Nesta

    Well Jak lost, two weeks of work: £200,000, as a qualifier
    Not bad
  • Brian NBrian N
    So Jacqueline Nesta Vipers-Jones ?
  • Desperate DanDesperate Dan
    That's his name at the weekends.
  • Desperate DanDesperate Dan
    Something's wrong. I don't seem to have acquired any god-like super-powers.
  • Brian NBrian N
    Maybe the ranking is Sling Odd.
  • Desperate DanDesperate Dan
    Didn't go well on House of Games tonight. They had to give the names of actors who had played Bond and almost immediately came up with Craig David and Roger Daltrey. And asked to give the name of any element not containing the letter "i", the very first guess was iron. I shouldn't mock but... well yes, I should.
  • Brian NBrian N
    Bet his mates forever refer to him as Ironman.

    Saw a comment the other day by someone saying the plots in Midsommer Murders were getting far fetched!? Taken him 27 years to work that out.
  • HunnybunnyHunnybunny
    Sorry BP Juke Box
    I’d never heard this before

    https://youtu.be/rOC9d17vASc?si=FawICO8VOEu5oeIr
  • HunnybunnyHunnybunny
    Brian just bend over again
    This time it’s a bloody iron bar
  • Brian NBrian N
    They call me Ironman.

    Imagine if Jacqui ran a fitness club using fast food!?

    https://youtu.be/fW_SW-EwVRI?si=Ebn-AD3NHh16maam
  • ixan57ixan57
    @Hunnybunny can i ask are you swinging or shoving the iron bar.
  • Brian NBrian N
    Rude.You'd better watch out @ixan57 they don't call me Ironman for nothing... yeah alright it's cos I'm good with laundry.

    I do like that weathergirl Elizabeth Rizzini some very sexy posturing going on.The Nigella Lawson of meteorology.
  • Desperate DanDesperate Dan
    Someone called @asher has top score in the level we are going for in today's Challenge. No proof whatsoever. Fed up with these rogue operators.
  • Desperate DanDesperate Dan
    Just watched television history in Pointless. The three pairs contesting the 2nd round came up with 6 consecutive pointless answers to be tied on 0 - 0 - 0. The tie break round produced three more pointless answers. Finally, the second tiebreak round produced 0 - 1 - 0. Eleven pointless answers in a single round and just 1 point in 12 attempts. Alexander Armstrong (who I'm sure features in the Wombats video) was wetting himself. What has my life come to?
  • Brian NBrian N
    Dare you to put comment two up on the walkthrough page c/o admins.Heh heh.
  • Brian NBrian N
    Those Pointless scores remind me of a typical matchday from the Italian Serie A back in the day when men were men and strikers got booted up a height 0-0 was staple.

    Does anyone remember that Noel Edmunds scam on Dave Lee Travis radio quiz where contestants were rigged so that they couldn't find a winner?
  • Desperate DanDesperate Dan
    8 days and counting down.
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