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Got any jokes about pigs? Page 3
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How big would the mark be?
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huge!!! bout the size of evirest
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How about a mountain the Fat pig fell into a mountain and left its mark lol
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Red Bird employee: Welcome to McDonalds. What would you like?
King Pig: One Egg McMuffin please.
Red: Alright that will be...wait a minute! -
LOL
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Lol!
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Birds rule! Pigs stink no eggs for pigs tonight
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King Pig employee: Welcome to Burger King. What would you like?
Red Bird: One Whopper, extra bacon.
King Pig: Curse you. That will be $4.99. -
The pigs can't spell. 'Nuff said. ;)
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Red bird employee : welcome to steak 21 whats your prder
King pig : tenderloin please
Red bird employee : sure. ... Sorry we out of beef. May i use your son meat to make the steak
King pig : sure just take it.... -
Lol! Why does a pig roll?
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Rovio forget to make legs for Them.
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Lol
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Pig1:In Peru you can't have sex for a year when it is year of the pig. Pig2: yes, It is something with social madders. Pig3: i didnt know my wife was interrested in Peru. OUCH!
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What does pits have?
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No muscels but 100% bodyfat.
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I think i know what is the fat pig on CC. The FP is thrown to the planet and leave a mark so ease coz there is no muscle to stop him
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Pig1 : OMG. I think i have a flu. Hey dude can you help me to go to hospital i'm to sick to walk
Pig2 : are you dumb i don't either have a leg how can i push you -
The pig are so dumb they even forgot to breath
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What did King Pig learn in Karate class?
How to give a pork chop! -
I made this awhile back..
http://i.imgur.com/BS0Hc.jpg -
Lol @Dr-Omega
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Lol. Good work
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King pig is going to the burger king.
Red bird:what would you like to order?
King pig:i would like some fried eggs, please.
Red bird:...
Red bird:do you want an toy with your eggs?
King pig:yes, please.
Few minutes later.
King pig: Watch my toy! Watch my toy! Hey,This is a sardine can!
INCOMING! -
LOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLOLLOLLOL, nice jokes!
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Lol!
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*That akward moment when you realize you're a pig and a Big Brother Bird is right behind you.*
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LOL nice!
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my poem about pigs! :
A Pig from Spain!
There once was a pig from Spain
Who got wet in the rain
The pig was so wet
Then the pig saw a pet
The pig tripped in pain!
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Lol nice @BBinMiami
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Thanks @angryboy I made that poem at school
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kewl!
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Red bird: hello and welcome to sonic. May I take your order?
Pig: yes, I would like a breakfast burrito with sausage.
Red bird: Okay, that'll be....wait....no eggs or anything?
Pig: no.
Bird: Oh....okay then, that's 2.99. -
Bird: may I take your order?
Super big giant fat pig: one big Mac, super sized.
Bird: umm...well, there always healthier choices on the menu if you want one of those instead....hehe, you know..... -
More destructive than a speeding bullet, more powerful than a locomotive, able to crush skyscrapers in a single bound.....it's.....Super Fat piggie!
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The pigs are too dumb to build structures, everything just falls into place somehow.
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They're too dumb to even run away from the birds.
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In space, the pigs are too dumb to use glass instead of bubbles!
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Nice! :)
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When fat pigs fart, the whole galaxy hears and smells it.
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More comments on page 4, @harrystar6
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Fat pig saying #12:Do you like pie? I do. I like pie a lot. How about you? Do you like pie? Because I do. I like pie a lot. How about you? Do you like pie?......
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Lol! So true when pigs fart they brake the worlds sound barrier
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Pigs are so dumb they can't say thier abcs
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Random Fat pig saying #5:I love cheese, I love cake,I love cheesecake, but I hate cakecheese.
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Random fat pig saying #9: You know those sour candies they make? I like the ones that are sour but not that sour. Like, you know, kinda tart, but not SOUR sour? It can be hard to find the sourish-but-not-sour-ey kind that I like, you know what I'm saying?
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Pigs go to the movies
Son: the hunger games was a good movie, but I didn't really get it.
Father: I kept telling you to read the book first!!!
He reads the book
Son: Dad, who is "catpiss"?
Father: I told you to read the book, not listen to the audio-book!
And that is why this generation of pigs is so stupid.
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