The Bloated Pig - A Place for Weary Flingers Page 3200
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  • ixan57ixan57
    @BrianN also got request (ignored)
    Love thy neighbour you white hookie. And bring on old garnett. British comedy at its best.
  • SweetPSweetP
    @desperatedan you're correct. You can't have two scores in the same level. One will replace the other.
  • HunnybunnyHunnybunny
    I’m here, whip in hand, ready to kill!
    Well, only the builders next door, who are taking out concrete flooring with a pneumatic drill, eight til four, every bloody day
    Never got on so many trains or walked so far; on the upside, both lead to pubs!
  • HunnybunnyHunnybunny
    Also watching the T20, bloody boring so far…
  • Desperate DanDesperate Dan
    Welcome to Page 3200, another major milestone. Happier times maybe back on Page 3000. But well done to those of us who are still here and keep the faith.

    Page 3000 was at Christmas 2020 by the way. 10000 comments in about 1300 days. You can do the math.
  • Brian NBrian N
    Hi @hunnybunny I remember you,you're that hot Welsh chick from the 70's.

    I'm starting a new game ,it's called ' Lets annoy Dan'
    You have to make a sentence including as many sexist/racist/mysogynistic etc comments as possible whilst also missing out apostrophes.I think I shall win without trying.

    Speaking of 70's I'm sure there was a film out then called Driller Killer .Think they should remake it HB but call it Kill a Driller.

    Lunch...mmmm....
  • Desperate DanDesperate Dan
    Annoyed already. Not missing, but adding apostrophes. It's not 70's but 70s. But you knew that of course.
  • ixan57ixan57
    Apostrophe’s always confuse me.
  • ixan57ixan57
    @BrianN one each.
  • ixan57ixan57
    Sorry no sexist etc etc's
  • Brian NBrian N
    Have to agree the T20WC has been a little dull,perhaps the jeopardy of the knockout stage will bring it to life.
    Euro24 though has been very entertaining apart from England's game wherein they discovered the cure for insomnia.
  • Brian NBrian N
    Bit like this page...zzz...
  • Brian NBrian N
    See Vlad 'n' Kim are at it again playing besties(it'll end in tears).How does Putin get to North Korea is the question on everyone's lips.My money is on an underground monorail.And does he take his fluffy white cat?Do they have a swear jar?10 roubles if anyone mentions Ukraine,20 ding dong if anyone breathes the word South.These are the questions Panorama should be tackling.Whatever they're up to good to know the world is in safe hands.

    Personally I prefer Kath and Kim.
  • Brian NBrian N
    Or Mel and Kim.
  • Desperate DanDesperate Dan
    Almost another runt for Surf 'n' Turf 25. Still trying to pluck up energy to get 30 FF screenshots uploaded. If we get a FF Challenge I could be shafted.
  • HunnybunnyHunnybunny
    Eats shoots and leaves
    Dan should know the book
  • HunnybunnyHunnybunny
    My favourite
    Using a semi colon apparently shows intelligence; I’ve no idea why
  • HunnybunnyHunnybunny
    Well I cant think of anything else to say. about applying appositions to centences
  • Brian NBrian N
    Never mind appositions you need to concentrate on your spelling.Or are you playing my 'Lets annoy Dan ' game?
  • Brian NBrian N
    Yes I thought the prospect of Knockout cricket would improve the matches.Great that's England into the semis..but no just another group game!Who comes up with this nonsense?Super Eights my arse.
  • Desperate DanDesperate Dan
    The whole thing is far too long. Poor wusses don't need to wait so long between games.
  • Brian NBrian N
    Just seen a 100 y old man driving a sports coupe.Took him longer to get out of the car than it did to make his journey .What a waste.
  • HunnybunnyHunnybunny
    Watching T20 Vitality Blast
    As you know, I’m a huge Hampshire fan, from the days of Gordon Greenwich, Andy Roberts, et al…
    Just thinking about alternative names for the teams
    Hampshire Hamsters, with the tag “nibbling away at your lead”

  • Brian NBrian N
    Durham Durham Durham Durham Durham Durham Durham etc.Sung to the tune of Pink Panther of course.

    Yorkshire Terriers
  • HunnybunnyHunnybunny
    Sussex Sharks bit the head off the Hamster
  • HunnybunnyHunnybunny
    Of course, Brian
  • Brian NBrian N
    I think a shark would have amazing dental dexterity to just bite the head off a hamster...
  • Brian NBrian N
    Anyone up for a bit of Wolf Alice? Thought so.

    https://youtu.be/xzH6toY_EPw?si=DDBBGfej5Sv5638E
  • Desperate DanDesperate Dan
    The Durham Durham one works just well with the Batman theme.
  • Desperate DanDesperate Dan
    Derbyshire dormice. Bottom of the food chain.
  • Brian NBrian N
    Since you mentioned Batman here's Robyn with a twist.https://youtu.be/PoD5IpfPIHk?si=ixxa6z0-AEcuxR82
  • HunnybunnyHunnybunny
    Glamorgan Goldfish: swims around hopefully, but dies quickly
  • Desperate DanDesperate Dan
    Just been reading through the Afghanistan v Bangladesh match which knocked out Australia (tee-hee) as it unfolded. Sounds like the most exciting match of the tournament, both in terms of knife edge closeness (with weather as an extra dimension) and context. Also included a classic case of gamesmanship with a severe hamstring injury miraculously curing itself in 20 minutes. Very naughty.



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