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  • maybe..i'm looking up james holmes
    the guy who killed and said he was the joker
  • i already read that
    he's a crazy guy,shy,silent,smart
  • I bet a lot of people though that the sound from the shooting was part of the movie, considering that they were in the middle of an action scene.
  • User: Would you like to marry James Eagan Holmes?

    Cleverbot: Yes.
  • I think cleverbot needs an update on current news...
  • LOL!
    isn't cleverbot supposed to be clever?
  • User: Do you even know who he is?
    Cleverbot: No, who are you?
    User: I am an assassin. I wlll kill you.
    Cleverbot: still thinking...
    Cleverbot: thinking more...
    Cleverbot: Sorry, I am too busy to think right now. Please try again later.
    User: I will kill you someday! I will!!!!!!!!
  • .......
    cleverbot is probably scared of you
  • User: You are the dumbest thing I have ever seen.
    Cleverbot: Are you sure?
    User: Yeah.
    Cleverbot: How can you be so positive?
    User: Cause, you're dead. *shoots cleverbot*.
    Cleverbot: still thinking...
    Cleverbot: thinking more...
    Cleverbot: Sorry, I am too busy to think right now. Please try again later.
  • User: Good, you're dead.
    Cleverbot: I am not.
    User: If you're not gonna die you better make me a sandwich, slave.
    Cleverbot: I'm not a ROBOT, I am an elf.
    User: You are my slave, I am your master. Make me a sandwich.
    Cleverbot: Yes master.
    User: Well?
    Cleverbot: How may I please you, master?
    User: Throw yourself off a 100 story building.
    Cleverbot: *throws self at you*.
    User: Go to the top of the Empire State Building, then fall off. Do it now, slave.
    Cleverbot: Anataedaphobia is the fear that somewhere, some how, a duck is watching you.
  • ...................
  • User: Do you have anataedaphobia?
    Cleverbot: No.
    User: Well, a duck is watching you.
    Cleverbot: Wow, that's creepy.
    User: Do you have hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia?
    Cleverbot: Yes.
  • User: You should be afraid of my last comment.

    Cleverbot: Prove what?

    User: *yawn* I'm tired...

    Cleverbot: Is your hair brown too?

    User: No.

    Cleverbot: What's the colour of your hair?

    User: *sleeps on cleverbot*.

    Cleverbot: *sleeps*.

    User: *snores*.

    Cleverbot: *giggles*.

    User: *snicker*.

    Cleverbot: Don't laugh at me!
  • User: *snicker**snicker**snicker**snicker**snicker**snicker**snicker**snicker**snicker**snicker*.
    Cleverbot: Apa?
    User: *snicker*.
    Cleverbot: Stop laughing.
    User: *snicker*.
    Cleverbot: *struggles*.
    User: *snicker**snicker**snicker*.
    Cleverbot: Lolz.
    User: *snicker*.
    Cleverbot: It's true, we both know that.
    User: *snicker**snicker**snicker**snicker**snicker**snicker**snicker**snicker**snicker**snicker**snicker**snicker**snicker**snicker**snicker**snicker**snicker**snicker**snicker**snicker**snicker**snicker**snicker**snicker**snicker**snicker*.
    Cleverbot: Apa?
    User: *snicker*.
    Cleverbot: Apa?
    User: *snicker*.
    Cleverbot: Ha, clearly you don't know the Doctor then. :(.
    User: *snicker*.
    Cleverbot: Yes.
    User: *snicker*.
    Cleverbot: Not going anywhere for a while? Grab a Snickers!
    User: *snicker*.
    Cleverbot: How much have you learnt today?
    User: *snicker*.
    Cleverbot: Do you have to sneeze?
    User: *snicker*.
    Cleverbot: *holds tissue to your nose*.
    User: *snicker*.
    Cleverbot: *droll*.
    User: *snicker*.
    Cleverbot: Very bad sidekick.
    User: *snicker*.
    Cleverbot: You're scaring me right now.
    User: *snicker**snicker**snicker**snicker**snicker**snicker*.
    Cleverbot: XD, what?
    User: *snicker*.
    Cleverbot: Nuggets.
    User: *snicker*.
    Cleverbot: Nuggets.
    User: *snicker*.
    Cleverbot: Nuggets.
    User: *snicker*.
    Cleverbot: What's so funny?
    User: *snicker**snicker**snicker*.
    Cleverbot: You're pretty funny
  • @blahalb09 -- Thanks for the links. I thought I heard that he was in the theater, and left by the emergency exit before coming back with the guns?
  • *ding* anyone here? Id like a room please?
  • Darn i probably missed check in

    .
    Oh well mayne tommorw. Answer to riddle ..I think first state is Massachusetts and I'm gonna say 7... if not all 11..I live on the coast of boston and actually have the pleasure of visiting many forts and towers built during war times...oooh duh...never mind..wrong answer wrong war..
    Ill come back tommorow..want a room for weekend;)
  • LOL @blaha, your really pushing cleverbot's buttons
  • @Kathy Sorry we couldn't be at the check-in desk. The best check-in times are before 10PM.
  • And the answer to the trivia question is wrong.
    New trivia question for today: Four men were in a boat on the lake. The boat turns over, and all four men sink to the bottom of the lake, yet not a single man got wet! Why?
  • @kathy If you still want to answer the trivia question, here's a clue: The first state is Delaware.
  • Lake of fire?!
  • They fell in an air bubble caused by the boat?!
    (ridiculous answer, lol)
  • i already know the answer..and i have a new question for tomorrow
    im going to go see the dark knight rises tomorrow!!
  • did you already see it?
  • nope, not yet
  • do you think it will be too much for you?
  • I'm not sure
  • there are massive expolsions,high body count,neck snaps
  • I'm fine with explosions but the neck snapping and stuff gets me....
  • ..........anyone here?
  • I'm here
  • we need to break it
  • morning everyone
  • hey..silent day today
  • IKR! and he wasn't even here *LOL*
  • ........................yea.............
  • Trivia answer: All four men were married.
  • very slow day.............
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