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@bbinmiami
Yes i think they Cross the Road because they mean the Eggs are toys. Soooo dumb :-) -
nice one @bbmiami
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In Utopia Level 30 The Pig looks like a fat sheep. Good idea for carnival :-)
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yea!! the're able to build the popcorn machine, but there too lazy to feed it to them selves?
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:-)
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I mean, c'mon!
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fat pig is so huge, that he has his own gravity field
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Lol so true! The fat pig is fat that other pigs don't go near him lol
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yea, cause if so, they'll get squashed!
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Hey squash Pigs!
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LOL!
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I think anyway the boss is a female pig with shorn hair and she is pregnant :-)
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very possible
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Yess i think she will porn little Popcorn Piggies :-)
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Why did the pig NOT cross the road?
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Because there was a Bomb Bird on the other side.
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lol, not bad
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There once was a pig that was fat,
Who also acts like a brat,
We all know he's big,
Cuz he loves eating figs,
And seriously, he tastes like ....! -
hmm.......
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@bbinmiami
Sooooo true :-) -
Lol so true!
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heres mine:
there once was a pig that had a hat
it made him look like a rat
for it was settle
that it was made of mettle
and he just got whacked with a bat -
Lol! @angryboy good one :)
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thanks!
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That's ok
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there once was pig named Greg
who dreampt he was eating an egg
he woke in the night
with a terrible fright
and learned that his dream did NOT come true -
Lol so true!
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What is bigger fat pig or a bowling ball? Fat pig of course!
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and the bowling ball was 10 ft!
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And it got squashed by fat pig
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There once was an alien pig
Who grew unbelievably big.
His stomach won't quiet
No matter the diet
'Til a bird ends his grumbling gig. -
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It's getting better and better :-)
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My own Annoying Orange episode, Green Ham and eggs.
Orange: Bored......Bored.....bored..
Pear: Something tells me you're bored...
Pig: Hey hey incoming!
Orange & Pear: Whoa! Who are you?
Pig: I'm a green pig.
Orange: GREEN Pig? Well keep your puke away from me Pig! Hahahahahaha!
Pig: No no that's just my skin color. I have green skin.
Pear: That makes two of us, pal.
Orange: Hey Pig! Hey! Hey pig!
Pig: What is it?
Orange: You seem like a BOARing guy! Hahahahahahah!
Pig: Uhh..yeah. Right.
Orange: You can't be fun! You would be BACON under the pressure! Hahahahahahaha!
Bacon: Hey hey hey, leave me out of this, will ya?
Orange: Hahahahahaha!
Pig: *Grunts.*
Midget Apple: Hey Orange who's the new guy?
Pig: AHHHHH! IT'S A RED BLUE BIRD AHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Pear: Whoa, calm down! It's just midget apple!
Midget Apple: Yeah, man! I'm no bird!
Pig: Oh...okay. Cool.
Orange: Does anything else remind you or birds?
Pig: I don't know.
Orange: How about Marshmallow?
Pig: No.
Marshmallow: I love green and piggies! Yay! Hehehehehehe!
Orange: Passion Fruit?
Pig: No.
Passion Fruit: Good, I BETTER NOT!
Orange: How about that boomerang?
Boomerang: G'Day, mate!
Pig:.....No.
Orange: How about that bomb with a bird face on it?
Bomb: Yeah! I have a fiery temper! Wooohooo!!!! *KABOOM!*
Pig: No.
Orange: You really are BOARing! Hahahahahahaha!
Pig: Grrrrrrrrr! Shut up! Just Shut up!
Orange: Hey! Hey Pig! Hey!
Pig: SHUT UP!
Orange: Hey Pig! Hey!
Pig: AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH!!!! WHAT!!!!!
Orange: Bird.
Pig: Huh?
Red Bird: *Crashes through roof* SUCK IT PIG!
Pig: Nooo!!!!!! *5000 points.*
Orange, Pear Passion Fruit, and Midget Apple in unison: Whoaaaa!
Orange: And this time without any Bacon Bits! Hahahahahaha!
Red Bird: Hey ever.... Whoa! Is that bacon??? Food of the Bird Gods!
Bacon: AAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
The End.
Reply back if you think this should be a real Annoying Orange episode! (Wink, Wink @Daneboe!)
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I got one: How many pigs does it take to screw in a light bulb?
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Angry Pigs wont work, Them pigs is so darn fat they end up breaking the slingshot lol.
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So...did y'all like my work?
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not bad @BBmiami..not bad at all
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@ballonbird, that's not true. If a Big Brother Bird can get on the slingshot, then a few pigs can.
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He means king pig and fat pig
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@bbinMaimi good job really laughed lol
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Fat pig is in space because if he was on earth he would crush the structures
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Lol so true
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could you even image him on earth? probably dent the world
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Yep I agree if he was on earth he would probably brake earth!
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not sure about that, but he sure would dent it
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Yep he would leave a mark in the earth lol
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probably
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