The Bloated Pig - A Place for Weary Flingers Page 2138
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  • @ABCrazy {grows stubble} @RichardBranson: But wait a few years, and we'll do it for $200,000! Honest!

    @fenikus I debated posting an iframe timer to count down the last 5 hours.
  • @fenikus forgot one more thing. Sometimes there will be two things linked by flashing lights or antennae (Fry Me 4 is one), like a detonator and TNT, then sometimes the lights are there, but they're not linked.

    Also, if you want to know what levels high scores are impossible on, look at my scores. If I'm in 500th or 700th place, that's a good sign. Cold Cuts 2-10 is one, but not DZone-22 That's the PC cursed level.
  • @kelani {curly leg stubble} @elonmusk @spacex prolly has a chance at it sooner but really the $$$ is just a reshuffle IMO. {jaded former space worker}
  • {Question}¿ uhmm I'm not up to date in space. Will i still be able to join you all inn the update?
    @Pa @kelani @frivolous Oopsy autotypye but is funny ..

    [EDIT] @Fenikus
  • Thanks @Kelani. I will probably finish Cosmic Crystal now that I started the episode, and I'll give Beak Impact a shot. After that, we'll see.

    Question: I assume S-17 through S-19 are the "egg" levels. In page 3 of CC, I see a sardine can, what's that?
  • Really @Kathy, frivolous? It didn't change it to something like fender or fennel? LOL

    If you mean whether you can play BI without completing all the previous episodes, sure you can.
  • Thanks @fender lol @fenikus idk my hoodoo voodoo keyboard has a mind of its own sometimes. I usually have to correct it all that's what takes me so long to catch up.haha..
  • @fenikus the sardine can's a space eagle bonus level. I've never played it. In Space, I think you have to buy eagles like powerups, instead of an unlimited use 0.99 addon. S-18 is @burpie 's lair, though I was 1 pig away from a big ol puppy. You might like that one. Fun level to play.

    @ABCrazy {wide-eyed} how could a space worker be jaded? I'm kidding, There was a poll a few years back that checked various job satisfaction parameters, and NASA scored lower than the USPS.

    I can't say Elon Musk with a straight face. You'd think a bzillionaire wouldn't want to have a name like a convenience store cologne. :)
  • Id i left hand the stuff it tired your think i was fuzzy

    (Edit) if I left half the stuff it typed you'd think I'm crazy hee hee..see what i mean!
  • Here's a stock market tip of the century: Buy SolarCity (NASDAQ: SCTY)! In fact, I'd buy anything associated with Elon Musk's name with a *very* straight face.
  • Really @fenikus? *starts digging up millions from back yard*
  • No seriously?
  • @fenikus Pig Bang 17 is the level with a 20k structure hidden offscreen to the north
  • @Kathy, you could do much worse than hitch to Elon Musk's star. But SolarCity in particular is a total no brainer, IMO.
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  • @kelani Jaded only the last couple years since the mass layoffs started. Otherwise it was a great place to work. Can't complain for the most part, had some fantastic only there kinda experiences. Times change, gotta change with them.
  • Sooooo is The RiverRatFive gang all moving to the Space update? Is @bernersenn with us? Are We Ready?
  • @Sweetp are you coming or are you still swimming. .I think i give up. .I'm ready for a new something ? I don't normally play update right away but i am lost without my Pahtnah and i guess I'll stick with the gang:/
  • Is it here yet?
  • Thanks for the tips @fenikus; ) I'll have a word with my daughter; )
  • Arghhh Goodbye River Goodbye I'm Done! ! Happy with 5th place:)
    *sigh of releif* OB a PigKiller please ;)
    *shakes of water..* feels good to be done Yeah feels good! !
  • Not yet @Pa I'll let you know. .Im just gearing up:)
  • You guys said Thursday. It'll be Thursday here in 32 minutes. You guys said Thursday. It better be here in 32 minutes :)
  • Ya Thursday @fenikus Patience...31 minutes. ..
  • I'll get it late Android is Alway late.I might not get it till morning or afternoon tomorrow:(
  • lol, I just got a phone call I knew was coming eventually.

    Cousin: Keeent, can I borrow your ipad tomorrow for work? (aka candy crush)
    Kelkent: NO.
    Cousin: erm.. ok, can I borrow it Friday then?
    Kelkent: NO.
    Cousin: Satur...
    Kelkent: NO.
    Cousin: okie. I'll call you Sunday *click*
  • My house is too big! I had the Heating and Air repairman out today to change a zone control module. Temps in the house were fine before he got here but we had jumpered past the module that controlled the different zones. Too much info. What I'm trying to say is that I hadn't been in the back of the house, where my bedroom is, since he was here doing the replacement. It's 78 degrees in there. He screwed up putting the thermostat back on the wall. Forced the square peg in the round hole kind of thing. Not sure if I can get it to work again, but I've taken a thermostat from another area to control, and hopefully cool, the back of the house. If the house were smaller, I'd have known this before midnight. Whaaaaa!
  • Mean cousin @kelani strikes ..hmm why can't your cousin get her own ipad or why doesn't nice cousin Kelani buy her one for her birthday?
  • Crap !! I've lost All my space flinging skills Can't even get 3stars inn pig bang 11..crwo!!
    Ob a double PigKiller please. . Im doomed. .:(
  • Sure are being a mean Uncle @Kelani. Let the kid borrow your I-pad for goodness sake.
  • Never mind ..lol the whine factor kicked in..ohh no not never mind on the PigKiller OB I'll still take that; )
  • Ackk @Pa I hope you can get it to work!!
  • You might want to get some good sleep @Ma. Beak Impact won't be released for hours. Then you'll be ready tomorrow when you can play. Me, I'm staying out of the bedroom for a while. Temps down to 76 degrees but that still makes for uncomfortable sleep.
  • @Kathy She actually had the $700 ipad 2 air, but left it in her backpack while snowboarding and some Bloated Pig plowed into her. iPad became iSled. Now Nice Cousin Kelani loans his when she needs it. If she wants a new one, she can ask her Nice Parents who have tons of disposable income. NCK doesn't. :)

    I just *knew* she was gonna call right before the update. Didn't even need to look at the Caller ID. Ah, family.

    @Rat you know perfectly well she has it 90% of the time. I only get it 4-5 hours a day.
  • Cousin Kel....ha ha ha ha
  • Cousin. I'm an only Kel. :P
  • Gotta go. SWDNF just went to take her relaxing soak in the back of the house. She's screaming something about it being blanket blank hot back there. I don't want to keep her screaming too long. Not good for my heath.
  • So trajectory screenshots in Space don't seem to be that much of a help. I better pack my video camera.
  • @fenikus Why aren't they useful? If you're gonna do videos, you better get busy, it's a long road before you catch up with @estar the Space Video Queen.
  • Somewhere out there, a @Rat is being complained at.
  • @Kelani, I'm not saying they're useless, but they don't tell the story as good as in Rio. I thought Kathy said E-Star doesn't play Space. I haven't seen one video (aside from walkthroughs) in the first 10 levels of CC.
  • @fenikus @e-star is a season's girl at heart.the only reason she would make space videos is because she's now admin and BL might ask her but meh..i don't see it likely. Although she did do some SW videos so ya never know. .but I'd still like if you added your videos also:)
    I gotta go..ramn its late again lucky I'm young at heart and can handle these late nights ..
  • @fenikus For me, good Space screenshots are more about the angle of the sling scope, and trying to match it. You can't rely on similar backgrounds or anything. I think most of the videos are in other earlier episodes.

    @Kathy Well, she did the video for DZ-22 and I'm pretty sure I remember seeing more. :) btw, check out #2 on this list, and sleep tight.

    OK, if everyone's gone to bed, I have one more anagram list. @Rat the first one on the list was all you again. I think that generator loves you. Unbelievable.

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  • @Kelani, 72 degrees and holding. We're getting close to sleep temp. I almost like the @Rat hustle kinky fake. Maybe if you switch it around a little. Hustle kinky fake @Rat. Yeah, that works. Good night @all.

    Belated night Ma.
  • I've beaten all of Beak Impact and three starred Part 1. It's an awesome update, and I'm looking forward to a good scoring competition on the leaderboards! @rat9 @burpie
  • @AngryBirdsSpaceMaster I tried to install the update earlier today but the Android 2.0.0 version is borked... I'll have to wait for 2.0.1. Also, you'll probably keep your lead over me for quite a while. I plan to get some good scores in the new Eggsteroid levels before I tackle the Beak Impact episodes in earnest.
  • @burpie I understand. Protect the homeland first.

    @all Having just looked at the first few levels in Beak Impact, let me be the first to say, "What the Heck?". I don't have a clue. It doesn't matter if my thumb is working or not. I have no idea what to shoot at. ha ha
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