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The Bloated Pig - A Place for Weary Flingers Page 487
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I would rather not blow stuff up.
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I trust myself to not get out of hand. But...@burbman get's a little wild.
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Hang on. Let me make a phone call. *pulls on a dusty bottle behind the bar. A secret cabinet opens. picks up mysterious Red Phone* Hello? *muttering comes out of phone* Yes, I think its time. *more muttering* See you soon.
*places hand in secret cabinet. Beeps and twirps can be heard. A computer voice comes out of a small speaker. "Hello rdnzlrips82. Do you wish to initiate Operation Mass Destruction?" -
Should I do it?
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Yes. Begin Operation Mass Destruction.
"Okay."
*Suddenly, the walls of the BP begin to shake. Glasses clatter together. Bottles clank. Silverware rattles.*
You might want to go sit in one of the booths along the wall. -
You are about to see a secret that no one but the birds and I know about.
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Hurry! *the floor and ceiling begins to split in half. Rumbling gets almost deafening.*
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*the tips of a slingshot are seen coming out of the floor. Suddenly the streets are filled with all of the birds of Sling Town. The slingshot rises to the roof and the roof closes. A giant bag of Super Seeds sits at the base of the slingshot.*
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*Orange Bird and The Blues aim the slingshot towards Pigham City as BirdMan drives through crowd to park in front of the BP in his BirdMobile*
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No @sunshine. Stay!
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I love this place!
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Umm. This is kind of a patented design.
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It's underground. :)
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Yes it was.
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Did you click the link? It was kind of the climax of the story.
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Good. So...maybe you will see some more tricks tomorrow. Maybe.
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Too bad you spent your money replacing broken lamps. Lol!
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I guess you will have to wait and see. :D
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Now...we need to figure out where @sunshine went.
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Oh. I forgot to add that the bar goes back to normal once the sling is on the roof. Oops.
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