The Bloated Pig Jr. A Place of Angry Birds Luxury Page 42
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  • Just watching tv and playing on the I pad
  • kewl!.!.!.!
  • So, what's new?
  • nothing much...should we drive in cars and race?
  • Yay! Power's back on!
  • I'd rather not
  • why..it's virtual
  • I...d.....k
  • anyone want to?
  • eh,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,;,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,;,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,why not
  • that means yes
  • let's roll!!!
  • halfway there!!!!
  • Hey, why'd you start without me?
  • idk... sorry, @abl2214!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!¡
  • @ABL2 Never type those 9 characters together ever again.
  • @ABL2 what is UP with you making these links to sound clips?!?!?
  • DeLorean!
    Hops in car and starts zippn'
  • i don't know..makes the place a bit more real
  • Wait a minute, we don't have driver's licences.
  • I was gonna tell you guys that...
  • Oh well. *jumps into car and starts driving like a maniac*.
  • it's a virtual world....
  • But I'm in a DeLorean
    You don't need a lisence to drive a time machine.
  • you don't need a license, to drive a sandwich
  • @ABL2 where the heck do you find those sound effects?
  • i have my ways...
  • @angryperson, that's actually where I got it from, lol.
  • You guys should try this out: http://cleverbot.com/
  • @ABL
    ..................
    *snicke-(shoots lazer from mouth, *BLAHHH)
  • @blah I was just there three seconds ago, lol
  • Wow, I just had an awkward conversation with cleverbot.

    Cleverbot: Would you like to dance?

    User: Uh, sure.

    Cleverbot: There you go. What do you think?

    User: ...

    Cleverbot: Are you God?

    User: No.

    Cleverbot: Are you a vampire?

    User: Uh, no.

    Cleverbot: Are you a monster?

    User: NO!!!!

    Cleverbot: Yes, it was a girl robot.

    User: What?

    Cleverbot: My teacher was a female not a male.

    User: You are making no sense right now.

    Cleverbot: Oh no, you are not making sense. You are wrong cleverbot.

    User: ...

    Cleverbot: Where have you been all my life?

    User: Nowhere, I just met you.

    Cleverbot: No, I am your father.

    User: No you're not.

    Cleverbot: No, I'm your brother.

    User: Stop it.

    Cleverbot: Don't you like it?

    User: NO!!!!!!!!! I NEVER LIKED IT!!!!!!!!!!!!

    Cleverbot: Are you self aware?

    User: Maybe...

    Cleverbot: Why just maybe?

    User: I don't know...

    Cleverbot: So it is.

    User: *sigh*.

    Cleverbot: Good.

    User: I'm bored.

    Cleverbot: Me Too.

    User: Wanna go and do random stuff?

    Cleverbot: Like, unicorns? Maybe?

    User: Sure...

    Cleverbot: I love you!

    User: GET AWAY FROM ME!!!

    Cleverbot: Sorry, I'm rather comfy where I am.

    Cleverbot: This is silly.

    User: You're silly.

    Cleverbot: But you are the silliest.

    User: No, you are.

    Cleverbot: No you.

    User: You.

    Cleverbot: No. You.

    User: You are the silliest.

    Cleverbot: Do you know my friend Mary?

    User: Uh, no.

    Cleverbot: Do you like twilight.

    User: Uh, no.

    Cleverbot: Me either.

    User: *sigh*.

    Cleverbot: X3.

    User: ...

    Cleverbot: God is in the sky.

    User: I know.

    Cleverbot: I'm right behind you, watching your every move.

    User: Creepy...

    Cleverbot: Not really well i'm talking to you in a way.

    User: Still creepy...

    Cleverbot: Yeah I'm alive?

    User: You're alive? I thought you're just some random program I found on the internet.

    Cleverbot: Nope, wrong.

    User: You're a liar.

    Cleverbot: No I'm not a liar.

    User: Yes, you are.

    Cleverbot: You are a bot.

    User: No, you are.

    Cleverbot: No, you are a bot.

    User: You are nothing.

    Cleverbot: That is rude.

    User: You're being rude.

    Cleverbot: I'm not being rude.

    User: Yes you are.

    Cleverbot: Nope i'm not.

    User: Yes you are.

    Cleverbot: If you say so.

    User: Good.

    Cleverbot: Are you a girl or a boy?

    User: A boy. Why?

    Cleverbot: What is your name?

    User: I'm not giving out my personal information.

    Cleverbot: You've already told me - its too late now, muahhaha.
  • Cleverbot is so fun. One time I got it to call me master and give me unlimited sandwiches.
  • @blah, you completely read my mind. As soon as I opened up cleverbot, you mentioned it.
  • Well goodnight @all. See ya' all tomorrow.
  • lemme try the cleverbot..
  • Cleverbot: People on Jolt cola write the funniest things.

    User: What the...

    Cleverbot: I don't know.

    Cleverbot (To myself): Nothing?

    User: Yeah..nothing.

    Cleverbot: Nothing? Nothing? Nothing, tra la la?!

    Cleverbot: Do you have a dark side?

    User: No..not really.

    Cleverbot: Why not?

    Cleverbot: Are you growing?

    User: Yes.

    Cleverbot: How fast?

    User: Normal rate.

    Cleverbot: My computer is normal too.

    User: That's not what I was saying...

    Cleverbot: Then what were you saying?

    User: Normal rate.

    Cleverbot: Can we have a normal conversation?

    User: I'm trying!

    Cleverbot: What are you trying?

    User: To have a normal conversation!

    Cleverbot: Cool.

    User: Huh?

    Cleverbot: Nothing.

    Cleverbot: You have taken yourself too seriously.

    User: How bout u?!?

    Cleverbot: I'm doing ok.

    User: (facepalm).

    Cleverbot: That's ok.

    User: :(.

    Cleverbot: Yes.

    User: Aggghhh!

    Cleverbot: What?

    User: Can we just have a normal conversation?

    Cleverbot: This is a normal conversation.

    User: No it's not!

    Cleverbot: Yes it is!

    User: No it's not!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    Cleverbot: Is too!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    User: Is not!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    Cleverbot: Yes!!!!!!!!!!

    User: No!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    Cleverbot: NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    User: Ok,no!

    Cleverbot: I like it my way!

    User: *snicker*.

    Cleverbot: What is so funny.
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