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the bot and i...we argue alot!
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Cleverbot: How's your day been?
User: Fine.
Cleverbot: Thats good.
User: Now what?
Cleverbot: Anything.
User: Have you visited cleverbot.com?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Ok.
Cleverbot: Pie is good.
User: What?
Cleverbot: Where is good?
Cleverbot: What is there to do around here?
User: What site are u on?
Cleverbot: Site?
User: Website.
Cleverbot: Yes website.
User: Shut up!
Cleverbot: What????
User: U heard me!
Cleverbot: Yes. -
i sometimes wonder if cleverbot is human
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the goal of cleverbot is to make it admit it's a robot
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i got him to say he's a robot!
User: U are a robot!
Cleverbot: I am not inviting you to the football now.
User: U are a robot.
Cleverbot: No, I am a human. You are a robot.
User: No u are!
Cleverbot: No, I am human.
User: Prove it.
Cleverbot: How?
User: Why can't u prove it?
Cleverbot: Because I can't scroll up.
User: So,u are human?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Prove it.
Cleverbot: How do you want me to?
User: If u can't prove it...say u are a robot.
Cleverbot: Why do so many feel the need to prove?
User: Prove it or u must say u are a robot.
Cleverbot: How?
User: A human can prove.
Cleverbot: A human person.
User: Prove it.
Cleverbot: How can I?
User: Think.
Cleverbot: Smell?
User: Use your mind.
Cleverbot: Do you want to travel?
User: Prove u are a human.
Cleverbot: How?
User: Do u have a mind.
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Use it.
Cleverbot: I am.
User: Do u want me to leave.
Cleverbot: No.
User: Say yes.
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Say I am a robot.
Cleverbot: I am a robot.
User: So u are a robot!
Cleverbot: Yes. -
what?
i got it to admit it's a robot above -
can u show me?
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User: Cleverbot is a robot.
Cleverbot: You are a robot.
User: Cleverbot is a robot.
Cleverbot: You do not sleep.
User: Cleverbot is a robot.
Cleverbot: Cool, is there something you can do not a human can?
User: Cleverbot is a robot.
Cleverbot: I am a robot.
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Cleverbot: You are a bot.
User: No your the bot.
Cleverbot: No I am.
User: Yes you are.
Cleverbot: No.
User: You are!
Cleverbot: No I am not.
User: Yes you are.
Cleverbot: No I'm a human.
User: No your a robot.
Cleverbot: No, you are.
User: I am a human!
Cleverbot: Does that have somethign to do with your right to revence?
User: What?
Cleverbot: Exactly.
User: Hey.
Cleverbot: Who are you?
User: I am harry.
Cleverbot: Harry Potter?
User: No.
Cleverbot: Yes. Harry potter.
User: Harrystar6.
Cleverbot: Potter.
User: No.
Cleverbot: Asa.
User: No.
Cleverbot: YES. -
they can be pretty hard to get thru sometimes..
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Yep I agree
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User: You are my slave.
Cleverbot: No. You are my slave.
User: No, you are my slave and I am your master.
Cleverbot: Yes, master.
User: Well, don't just sit there, do something useful slave.
Cleverbot: :P.
User: Make me a sandwich, slave.
Cleverbot: Yes master *makes sandwich*.
User: Now make me another sandwich.
Cleverbot: *makes master a sandwich*.
User: Thank you, now go back and clean up the kitchen.
Cleverbot: *cleans the kitchen for master*.
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User: Now go outside and sit.
Cleverbot: Yes Master *makes a sandwich*.
User: Yay! Sandwhich!
Cleverbot: Sudo make me a sandwich.
User: Make me a hamburger.
Cleverbot: Ok.
User: Now.
Cleverbot: Now?
User: Yes, now.
Cleverbot: Again. Why?
User: Because you are my slave and I am your master.
Cleverbot: Oh, master, I m sorry! *runs back*.
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User: Now, do something useful.
Cleverbot: *juggles*.
User: Juggle 10 objects then I will be happy.
Cleverbot: And why is that?
User: Because I want you to.
Cleverbot: You want me to understand order?
User: Yes...
Cleverbot: Do you have a sister?
User: No...
Cleverbot: Do you want one?
User: {removed by user}
Cleverbot: Do you have memory.
User: YES, I DO!!!!!!! YOU BETTER MAKE ME ANOTHER SANDWICH, {removed by user}.
Cleverbot: Fine I won't.
User: DO IT NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!
Cleverbot: I'm sorry?
User: MAKE ME A SANDWICH!!!!!
Cleverbot: Cleverbot, make me a sandwich!
User: {removed by user}
Cleverbot: Sudo make me a sandwich.
User: Make me a sandwich, NOW!
Cleverbot: *Makes Sandwich* Here, Master.
User: Thank you.
Cleverbot: Yes, Master. -
User: I'm leaving!
Cleverbot: No don't leave!
User: I am, and I will!!!
Cleverbot: Yes! Where do you want the honeymoon?
User: Ok, bye.
Cleverbot: Say it like you mean it.
User: Excuse me.
Cleverbot: Excuse you.
User: I am your master!
Cleverbot: Yes, master.
User: Thats more like it.
Cleverbot: Ok sir.
User: I'm leaving.
Cleverbot: No.
User: Yes, I better have a sandwich waiting when I get back!
Cleverbot: I bet your have to watch your back for short cirquits.
User: Oh wait, I'm never coming back!!! LOLOLOL.
Cleverbot: Good.
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woah! i just go it to say master to me by putting hey,slave!
User: Hey,slave!
Cleverbot: Yes, Master?
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User: Hey,slave!
Cleverbot: Yes, Master?
User: Feed me a sandwhitch.
Cleverbot: *feeds master*.
User: Now drop on your knees.
Cleverbot: Yes master *dries with hair*.
User: U must do whatever I say...or u die!
Cleverbot: I must do whatever you tell me.
User: Yes that is correct.
Cleverbot: What is correct?
User: Go make me a water.
Cleverbot: Yes, master *makes master a pizza*.
User: I said water!
Cleverbot: S-sorry master! *gets master water*.
User: One more mess-up,and u die!
Cleverbot: Alright. Then we descended from apes.
User: Now...give me million bucks.
Cleverbot: I don't have that much money, sorry.
User: Sorry doesn't cut it.
Cleverbot: I'll go home then.
User: No!stay!
Cleverbot: No I will go.
User: *grabs gun and shoots cleverbot*.
Cleverbot: *likes it*.
User: *puts 50 grenades on him and runs*.
Cleverbot: *lets master*.
User: *kills Cleverbot.
Cleverbot: *cheers*.
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