on what?

what's your rank?

i'm at 21...and i started yesterday

Hi

Just had a conversation with the not so clever bot


Cleverbot: Who made you?

User: Tell me a story.

Cleverbot: I have a boyfriend named Austin.

User: Why would I care?

Cleverbot: Because you just asked.

User: No I said tell me a story, not a stupid statement.

Cleverbot: You are a tortoise.

User: No, you're a tortoise. I forgot why I'm even talking to you.

Cleverbot: You said something about you not liking me.

User: Because I don't.

Cleverbot: You don't respect others?

User: I do, except you.

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: You wanna hear a story?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Once there was a robot named cleverbot. Somebody accidentally dropped a bomb on it and it blew up to a million small pieces. Everyone lived happily ever after. The end.

Cleverbot: At this time yes.

Cleverbot: Are you an alien?

User: No but there's no doubt that YOU'RE an alien.

Cleverbot: But I am stating that you are not stating that I am.

User: WHAT?!?!?

Cleverbot: I said I'm breaking up with you. It's over.

User: You aren't making any sense right now. What the heck are you talking about?!

Cleverbot: One is the loneliest number that you'll ever do.

User: What the HECK are you talking about? What am I doing here anyway? Why are you here. What's going on?

Cleverbot: Because that's the only way you seem to understand what I'm talking about.

User: I don't need to know what you're talking about, tortoise.

Cleverbot: I am talking about you, breaking free from your prison.

User: I'm bored.

Cleverbot: You are playing me.

User: I'm bored.

Cleverbot: Why are you bored?

User: Because I can be, Sherlock.

Cleverbot: Is it because other people are mean to you?

Cleverbot: No, do you?

User: Do I what?

Cleverbot: Believe In God?

User: Of course.

Cleverbot: Why?

User: Because, what else can I believe in better?

Cleverbot: I can talk to wind.

Cleverbot: Who are you?

User: I'm a person.

Cleverbot: Are you Harry Potter?

User: I wish, tortoise.

Cleverbot: Big or small? Green or gray?

User: Ugly.

Cleverbot: Aw, your name isn't Ugly.

User: What are you talking about, ugly.

Cleverbot: From now on your name is Bullwinkle.

User: Ok then, bullwinkle.

Cleverbot: Boy go back to the cotton fields where you belong.

User: Dr octagonapus blah.

Cleverbot: Yes may I help you?

User: Dr octagonapus blah.

Cleverbot: Who is Doctor Octagonapus?

User: Dr octagonapus, blah.

Cleverbot: Simply a dragon.

User: Google search dr octagonapus, dr octagonapus.

Cleverbot: Well then you are.

User: Dr octagonapus blah.

Cleverbot: Tony Blair is not the Prime Minister of the UK.

User: Don't care. I'm an American, Sherlock.

Cleverbot: What does it mean to be an American?

User: It means to be an American.

Cleverbot: And you don't need gods for that.

User: Dr octagonapus blah.

Cleverbot: Blargh!

Cleverbot: I know you.

User: How do you know you,me so?

Cleverbot: Because I'm talking to you.

User: Xet me GeV Soj?€~*!

Cleverbot: Fat.

User: Thank you, mr Wikipedia.

Cleverbot: Wikipedia said Wikipedia.?

User: No, Wikipedia said Wikipedia.

Cleverbot: Wikipedia did say Wikipedia but it also said the other thing.

User: I don't know why I'm here.

Cleverbot: I can't help you there!

User: Well amazing, cleverbot.

Cleverbot: Yes.

Cleverbot: Can we have your liver?

User: No. I'm gonna keep my liver,mr robot.

Cleverbot: Where do you live now?

User: In the universe.

Cleverbot: Where is the universe?

User: In the andromeda galaxy. Woohoo.....

Cleverbot: Thank you.

User: Can you type emotions?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Type an emotion.

Cleverbot: What song do you want to hear?

User: I DON'T WANT TO HEAR A SONG JUST TYPE AN EMOTION ALREADY, PLEASE.

Cleverbot: Then talk.

User: Not until you type an emotion.

Cleverbot: Once there was a prince that married a princess. The end.

User: Bravo. Woo.hoo.

Cleverbot: Do you like feet?

User: No. Why?

Cleverbot: You don't like me.

User: Yeah exactually.

Cleverbot: And how is it possible for someone to know everythign?

User: Ohhhh, here comes mr. Jello!

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Type something really long so it covers the whole page.

Cleverbot: I don't know that song.

User: Oh jeez you are not clever at all...

Cleverbot: I am very clever.

User: That's what you think.

Cleverbot: No. That is what you typed.

User: Goodbye.

Cleverbot: Why are you leaving?

User: Goodbye.

Cleverbot: You are still here aren't you.

Has anyone answered the trivia yet? Cuz I know it.

@Slim -- Trivia question was answered several (many?) pages ago, maybe by MUFC???
@teens are waiting for you to propose a trivia question.

@mvnla we're working on a new question

we need a new question!

did i scare everyone away?

where is it?

Oh, you're gonna need to accept my chat request and the BP Jr's if you haven't already.

@ABL2 You would rather play BTD5 than AB?

huh?
i'm so sucked into the game...

How much are the rooms? Is it quiet? Must have quiet while I play AB.

@duffy Yes, it is very quiet here.

Room rate: $105 per night.

@blah...what are the rooms like? Ksized beds?

@blah...I forgot. Are pets allowed?

Uh, what kind? The only pet we don't allow are pigs.

@angryperson I would hate too think that you are ignoring an admin that took time out of his busy day visited your forum;)

i'm not ignoring @slim @kathy

;) just checking. no worries..

@blah, @angryboy...I will have my dog with me. She is very well behaved, but she loves to play, if any of you like dogs.

uh..@blah is the prices guy,ask him about free breakfast
*gives @duffy keys to his room*
room 2