The Bloated Pig - A Place for Weary Flingers Page 3035
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  • Brian NBrian N
    BTW @kathy there's not enough hours in the day to make a list of my lame jokes.
  • Brian NBrian N
    Did you hear the one about the window cleaner with a crown?
  • KathyKathy
    Wow That page flew by! @Brian I can't help but feel you stole my crown on purpose this time:/
    @desperaredan the only difference is when you go to copy it, copy the 'direct link's is last in the list of html httpp thingamabobs.
    Nighty Night Birdie Friends..
  • Desperate DanDesperate Dan
    @kathy, the problem is getting the photo into the album in the first place. Either I go to upload it and nothing happens (although it seems to be doing it) or I get an error message saying that it is bigger than the 80Mb limit which is not true.
  • Desperate DanDesperate Dan
    Ah, I have an idea. I will take screenshot of the photo, that seems to work.
    Here is Twiggy in "her back garden" a couple of days ago.
    https://angrybir.de/3ySaI12
  • Desperate DanDesperate Dan
    https://angrybir.de/3vOBAxn
    "Me? Must have been some other dog wot did it"
  • Desperate DanDesperate Dan
    On best behaviour this morning
    https://angrybir.de/3vwRHiN
  • KathyKathy
    Finally We get to see the Famous Twiggy :D she's so cute @DesperateDan but I'm afraid she would never qualify for the Hedge Hopping, she isn't as tall as the 'must be this tall' mark lol
    Visiting Nurse here any minute, turn I'm gonna for up my laptop finally! Order.. watch my new show on Netflix , is another Harlan Cohen movie called 'safe' guys a post good writer!! So far so good, watched 3 of his so far and loved them all
  • ixan57ixan57
    @kathy i'm not so sure about your opinion on twiggy about the hedge hopping. Pretty sure I've been chased by something similar. The secret was near the end grab a washing line post, do a half swing and head back the way you came from checking the old bill weren't waiting for you at the original starting post. Those were the days my friend. I feel a song coming on.
  • Desperate DanDesperate Dan
    In Twiggy's mind she is not a small dog. However, her tactics to get past a hedge would probably involve eating her way through it.
  • Brian NBrian N
    I used to have a.mongrel with little dog syndrome. Forever picking fights with alsatians and rottweilers. Never ate hedges tho.

    Hey @ixan57, bet you couldn't manage bonsai hopping these days.
  • ixan57ixan57
    @BrianN if there is a pint at the end of it, I'm sure I would manage anything
  • Desperate DanDesperate Dan
    Anyone lurking?
  • Brian NBrian N
    I never lurk.

    Did you hear about the autistic guy who hated greens? He had asparagus syndrome... ok I'm just going to lurk for a bit...
  • ixan57ixan57
    @BrianN find your own place to lurk unless you're buying beers
  • Desperate DanDesperate Dan
    Challenge too difficult today. I seem to remember that my score was a bit flukey when I got it. I quite like the Birdday 5 levels but this one wasn't one of the best.
  • Desperate DanDesperate Dan
    Anyone know how I get the bronze underdog?
  • karen68karen68
    @desperate-dan I asked @sweetp to award it but she hasn’t been around for a bit - let me see what I can do.
  • Desperate DanDesperate Dan
    No hurry @karen68, but thanks. I never thought I would get to 10 after it took so long to just get one.
  • Brian NBrian N
    Well @ixan57 I never said where I'd be a lurkin'. Found a nice quiet retreat in the Himmalayan foothills called Lurkers for Ghurkas. Learning the martial art of feng shui. Not ready to fight a bear yet, but man I can arrange a room superbly.
  • Brian NBrian N
    Speaking of fighting off a bear did anyone see that video of a teenage American girl pushing one off her wall to protect her dogs? I reckon Twiggy could've handled it tho I'm guessing she doesn't know feng shui.
  • Desperate DanDesperate Dan
    She loves feng shui. I can't stop her eating the stuff. Good roughage.
  • Desperate DanDesperate Dan
    Ooh @kathy, we are Challenging for one of your trophies today.
  • Desperate DanDesperate Dan
    Having had a go at this I will stick my neck out @kathy and say that I think your trophy is safe. This level is a brute.
  • Desperate DanDesperate Dan
    Well i stuck my neck out and it got chopped off. I'm clearly doing something wrong. I can't break 80k for love nor money.
  • ixan57ixan57
    @DesperateDan when Twiggy was younger did you call her twiglet.
    https://www.collinsdictionary.com/dictionary/english/twiglet
  • karen68karen68
    @desperate-dan today’s challenge is a horrible level. You’re not doing anything wrong.
  • Desperate DanDesperate Dan
    We still do call her Twiglet @ixan57, that was going to be her original name. Her pedigree name is Tanqueray Red which I believe is a gin.
  • Desperate DanDesperate Dan
    Well I think I am @karen68, just by playing it in the first place. There are some levels that from the word go I have a good feeling about and others that never click. I wonder if it is a platform issue. On an Android phone this one seems impossible to line up correctly. And it's rare that I can't even get to average. Nothing behaves like things do in the videos. I am not whingeing but just observing huge level to level variations that I can't explain.
  • Brian NBrian N
    Sounds like whinging to me. Is your pedigree name Moaning Minnie?
  • Desperate DanDesperate Dan
    Kick a man while he's down, won't you? ;-)
  • Brian NBrian N
    Yes, should I put my Doc Martins on?
  • Desperate DanDesperate Dan
    Now today on the Challenge, all fine. Too much for my brain.
  • KathyKathy
    This is me trying not to miss a page,, can't chat right now
    I'll be back :) taking longer to get back to myself than I anticipated ..
  • Desperate DanDesperate Dan
    This page is interminable @kathy, you were already on it about a week ago. The gobby gits have gone a bit quiet.
  • Desperate DanDesperate Dan
    Trolling...
  • Desperate DanDesperate Dan
    Everyone is lurking, obviously. As I was saying to Lady Gaga, it's amazing who you can meet in the lurkers' section.
  • Desperate DanDesperate Dan
    Result @karen68! I have my shiny new Bronze Underdog Badge. Thank you. Drinks all round. Come on, lets be havin' yer!
  • Desperate DanDesperate Dan
    Giving it the full Delia. Non UK patrons need not enquire.
  • catsnbirdscatsnbirds
    So. Dan. It appears you haven’t hooked any fish yet…
  • Desperate DanDesperate Dan
    No, I guess not @catsnbirds, unless you are yourself a fish. A catfish? I idly looked back a couple of years and noticed that the jukebox was in much greater demand. This needs to be rectified.
    No-one makes music like this anymore.
    https://youtu.be/SD5engyVXe0
  • ixan57ixan57
    Knock Knock
  • ixan57ixan57
    OK i give up.
    Me
  • Desperate DanDesperate Dan
    know how you feel @ixan57
  • Brian NBrian N
    I think this page needs to be taken in hand and given a good spanking.
  • Desperate DanDesperate Dan
    Guess @brianN's back on prison food
  • Brian NBrian N
    Is Vic there?
  • Desperate DanDesperate Dan
    ooh, speak of the devil
  • Desperate DanDesperate Dan
    I hear ringing in the air
  • Desperate DanDesperate Dan
    grabs the fez
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